I've Been Abducted!
I was soundly passed out on my luxurious futon last night in upstate New York
when I was awoken by space aliens.
I know... it sounds straight out of Art Bell, but it's true. They questioned me
at length, probed me...whoa...and then demanded I take them to my leader.
Well, you can see where this is going...
We all had a good laugh over that and then they left, taking my last
bottle of Woodford Reserve.
Hey, see yah on the rail...
Man, that probing thing...ah, never mind...